All that talk of Donuts…

 

 

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Social media was full of donuts for a few days. It was fun. I want more of that. More donuts, please!

In a desperate attempt to keep the donuts coming, here is a donut-sized excerpt from Vice Report:

“They are standing outside their hybrid cruiser when I pull up, laughing and eating donuts. There were no parking spaces nearby. I had to park a block away. I suppose there is a big team here eating up all the parking on an already busy-for-street-parking Sunday morning. “Really?” I say as I walk up. “Isn’t that a stereotype?” “Visual joke,” Devin says, munching on a chocolate old-fashioned. “For you. Made at great personal sacrifice.” He’s wearing serious-looking Oakland PD-labeled SWAT-type gear. He bends his arm into a weightlifter pose, holding a donut instead of weights, sticks his tongue out in an exaggerated lick, touching the donut with its tip. I get out my phone to take a photo. Olivia puts her finger through the hole of a raised glaze and licks her finger—so I can see the manicure. “Sexy! Sexy!” I say. “Give me a tiger! Give me a kitten!” They mug for the camera, switching positions, ass butting. She hangs on him, pinup-girl style. He kneels in front of her and holds one foot as if fitting her for shoes. They do it all with donuts.”

Wood, C. X.. Vice Report (Kindle Locations 3498-3507). 

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